Stock Tip

I want to buy stock in the company that invented this – "Device warns you if you're boring or irritating"!

Think of the other markets this could be used for. People need this device! Think about the uses…

We could start by issuing one to every telemarketer out there. I remember more than a few teachers who could have benefited greatly from this technology. There are preachers I’ve heard that I’d be more than happy to give one to! The market opportunities might be endless!

Oh, yeah. Perhaps I should get one for myself while I’m at it…